Iβve obviously spent too much time thinking about the 6-word Mystery contest run by the Rocky Mountain chapter of the Mystery Writers of America. But thatβs not going to stop me from sharing some of these thoughts with you for each of the 2021 winners and finalists.
Overall, I think this yearβs finalists and winners were great. I think the voters valued puns over stories, and some read a bit more like headlines than Iβd prefer, but the finalists and winners are all worthy. I wonder if puns should have their own category? Probably not.
Iβve also included my own entries with some thoughts on how I tried to craft them as stories. Next year Iβll definitely work on my wordplay for at least some of my entries.
Iβd love to hear what you think in the comments!
Cozy
Chimney sweep murdered. Shot through hearth. (ZJ Czupor)
This was the category winner. A little headline-y, but does tell a story. Has a pun(ch) line, which the voters apparently like. But does the pun make sense? While Iβm sure itβs possible for someone to be shot through a hearth, itβs awkward to picture? Is this a mystery, or just a stretch?
A pie so good, it killed. (Cynthia Kuhn)
Solid entry. Tells a story that unfolds in a surprising way. Mysterious. This is my vote for winner among the finalists here.
Baker battered over muffin top comment. (Lori Lacefield)
Bit of a story, bit of a pun. Leans toward headline more than story, though.
She died to hide her roots. (Jean Garrison)
The overall winner gets another finalist here. Thereβs a double-pun here (dyed/died, roots/roots), which is hard to pull off in six words, so props to Jean.
Wanted: botanicals expert (nightshades). Confidentiality required. (Robert Miller)
Paints a picture, and I see murder in it. Extra points for doing it in just five words. Solid.
My entry (not a finalist): Shattered teacup. Bloody pawprint trail⦠murder!
You can see here that Iβve tried to paint a visual picture. We see the broken cup first, then we learn that a cat (probably) has walked through puddled blood. Next, we learn the worstβthe victim is dead.
Hard-boiled/Noir
Detective follows hunch back to Notre-Dame. (Jennie MacDonald)
This category winner is another punny entry. Thereβs the beginning of a mystery, but it is cut off before the bells toll.
A badge makes vengeance murders easier. (Pat Remick)
Iβm not sure what to make of this one. Itβs more of a rhetorical statement than a story.
Disappearance of dame derails detectiveβs denouement. (William Frank)
An alliterative headline. βDameβs disappearanceβ might have been stronger, and left room for another word of story.
Embezzling mob accountantβs days were numbered. (Jean Garrison)
Again our overall winner has another finalist. Here we see another pun, and it could be a headline, but it does provide a story: We meet the accountant and learn theyβre an embezzler who works for the mob, before finding out their unsurprising fate. Overall a solid entry and my pick as winner of the finalists in this category.
Lifeless eyes glisten in the streetlamp. (Darynda Jones)
This one is visual, which I like (especially for noir), but the story ends too soon and doesnβt draw me in. Itβs just too wide open to be engaging.
My entry (not a finalist): Whiskey. Seeing double. Waidaminit⦠two murderers!
We see a glass (or bottle?) of whiskey, then learn the narrator is drunk. Ironically, itβs his cross-eyed drunkenness that leads to the realization at the end. Whatβs more noir than that? I admittedly took some liberties here with βwaidaminitβ as one word, but that, too, sounded noir to me.
Police Procedural
Librarian booked for murder, justice overdue. (Angela Henry)
Another punny category winner. Starts to tell a story, then turns into a joke.
Gregorβs dead. Father suspected of insecticide. (Jeffrey Lockwood)
Another joke, but this one is more literary (itβs a Kafka reference). Bit of a story, but the payoff is more shaggy dog than police procedural.
βIβm no flight risk!β insisted emu. (Jean Garrison)
Yet another finalist from Jean Garrison (congrats, Jean!). Itβs funny and the punchline on the last word is good, but is it a police procedural or just a joke?
Success? The murder made the news. (Dru Ann Love)
This one is interesting. We get the ending, then the story. Itβs the only entry that isnβt trying to be a joke, and my vote for winner among this categoryβs finalists.
White collar thief nabbed for laundering. (Brooke Terpening)
Not much going on here beyond the pun. Perhaps more headline than story.
My entry (not a finalist): Lifted the prints. They were mine.
None of the finalists above described any police procedures, but this one does. It sounds like a routine job, until we learn that the prints are the narratorβs! Donβt you want to know more?
Romance/Lust
He gaslighted her. She candlesticked him. (Jean Garrison) (Over-all contest winner)
Jean Garrisonβs fourth finalist in our list is the strongest, and itβs a good choice for the overall winner. Itβs got an intriguing story and itβs topical.
Exhibitionist murdered. Rounded up usual voyeurs. (Ryan Garms)
This oneβs a little funny, but doesnβt tell a story that draws me in.
Florist arranged knotted noose for Bridezilla. (Kristin Horton)
I gather the florist was at the end of their rope after dealing with Bridezilla, but βknotted nooseβ is awkward and itβs headline-y.
Promised his heart. Kept his promise. (Julie Kerr Daly)
This one is good because it makes me stop and think. It only makes sense if the narrator is the who kept βhisβ (not the narratorβs) promise. I.e., the person who kept the promise is not the person who made it. Itβs intriguing but would have benefitted from a couple more words. βHe promised his heart; I kept his promise.β Or Iβm completely misunderstanding.
Silk stockings, a new neck accessory. (Barb Bathrick)
Ah, here we have a murder and itβs a story. Second best to the overall winner, which is not bad.
My entry (not a finalist): My sweat glistens. Heβs stiffβrigor.
Okay, Iβm guilty of a bit of wordplay here, but itβs in service of story, I think. It starts out sounding like something from a romance novel, then we learn that the lover is dead. Perhaps my least favorite of my entries and, but still a story.
Thriller
3 people, 2 parachutes, 1 dilemma. (Sage Naumann)
This one is clever. Itβs only weakness is itβs a situation more than a story, but itβs a solid choice for winner in this category (though not my choice).
In every mirror, Iβm someone else. (Kristin Horton)
I donβt really get the story here, but I see the scene and itβs intriguing.
Serial killer periodically opens BBQ stand. (Mary Stojak)
Gross. Okay, funny, but more of a headline or blurb than a story.
The wildfire raged. Grinning, he spit. (Mike Chiropolos)
The grammatical error here is disqualifying for me (βspatβ). It does paint a picture with some potential intrigue.
They almost escaped. Then he sneezed. (Lissa Marie Redmond)
This is my choice for the winner among these finalists. We get a story, and a complicating eventβwhatβs the next installment?
My entry (not a finalist): Filled stadium. 00:02 on clock. Snip
The scene is set. We see two seconds left, but is that the game clock or a detonator clockβor both? Then we hear a wire snippedβ¦ Did it work?
I hope youβve enjoyed my reviews here; theyβre as much practice for me as a writer as anything. The 6-word Mystery Contest is fun, and the critiques here are offered with my tongue half in cheek. Itβs not lost on me that Iβve written more words about these micro-stories than the stories themselves contain.
And for those who are interested, here are the past winners
2017-2020 winners list